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easter jokes for kids

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?

A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!


Q: How did the easter eggs leave the highway?

A: They went through the "Eggs-it"


Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A: He cracked up.


Q: What part did the egg play in the movies?

A: He was an "Egg-stra"


Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?

A: Egg-zosted!


Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?

A: They egg-cellerated.


Q: Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?

A: Because their cable was scrambled.


Q: What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?

A: An Easter egg rolling down the hill.


Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep?

A: Eggplants!


Q: What do you call an egg from outer space?

A: An "Egg-stra terrestial".


Q: Why didn't the egg cross the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken yet!


Q: What day does an egg hate the most?

A: Fry-days.


Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?

A: Rabbit De Niro!


Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-stressed person?

A: An Easter basket case!


Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!


Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!


Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?

A: Make it wait for 3 hours!


Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken's day off.


Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.


Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?

A: Eggercise and Hareobics.


Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

A: He didn't have the hare fare.


Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.


Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road

A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.


Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?:

A: A hare brain.


Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A: Just look for the grey hares.


Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A: A funny bunny.


Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny


Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

A: One with a hoppy ending.


Q: Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?

A: To the re-tail store.


Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?

A: Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.


Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

A: Eggs marks the spot


Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?

A: To do the bunny hop!


Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

A: 14 carrot gold.


Q: A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?

A: The baby chick was a little cheeper!


Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?

A: Your one hot chick!


Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

A: Because it's always on a sundae!


Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?

A: In the dictionary.

Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!

Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!


Q: Why did the easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: How does Easter end?
A: With the letter R!

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has buried his eggs?

A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A: With hare spray!

Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!