A study reveals...

Here's a study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by a well-known university's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. 

For example:

• If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  
• If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his backside while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

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