Signs your family life is stressful

• "Family get togethers" are sometimes called "group therapy sessions" and involve seeing a psychiatrist. 
• Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 
• Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before. 
• The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 
• The cat is on Valium. 
• People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 
• Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before. 
• You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated coffee. 
• The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. 
• No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. 
• Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before. 
• "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. 
• You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

and last but not least... 

• Nescafe gives you industrial rates!